Bored to Death!

WAKALAKAKA!!!

So, its SUNDAY! A freedom day for most of the people around the world excluding me! So far my life is "everyday is SUNDAY!" which supposed to be the greatest moment in my life! Well, for the first few months, it was the greatest moment in my life. A relaxing day, no study, no homework and having fun everyday. However, no money? I need a job but the employer just dont want to give me a chance to gain experience and knowledge as well as the pocket money! It sucks! Frustrating! Devastating! =.="

Why dont I have a new day instead of those seven days?

MONDAY! How about a MOURNday? or MOANday? xP It'll be a new day where people are mourning for some beloved person death? This is good as it shows that we that still alive do care of them who leave us so early. Apart from that, we could have a MOANday as well! You know what I mean pervert! It could be a day for ladies to moan as loud as they can! This day is an advantage to the guy who want to have sex! AHHA! xP



TUESDAY! The only word I can think right now is TWISTday! Twist refer to a popular dance back in the 60s? During this day, people around the world will twist for a day. Move their hips and arses and show people around them a great twist. This is good for exercise! It can burn fats, cholestrol and whatever things that make us "bigger"!


WEDNESDAY! What about WETNESSday? A day to have water feast! Throw some balloons full of water to someone you hate! I guess this day is fantastic because we will know who are the most hated person in the world based on their wetness and how many people throw the balloon at him? For me, I would love to throw some to Bush! AHHA! I just hate him for being so war-minded! Not a good leader! I wish I could fly to USA on that day!



THURSDAY! I have two words for Thursday: CURSEday and THIRSTday! A CURSEday basically where you can swear as many filthy words as you want. Its a non-censored day! I suggest it you do it to to your enemy! Lets see who can swear and have myriad of cursing words. I love this day! I love filthy words! xD Anyways, THIRSTday is a day where we can only drink. It helps to quench our thirst and do not eat! Good for diet! *chakarang* xP


FRIDAY! Erm... FRYday and PRAYday. Well, PRAYday is common to the Muslims as every Friday its a day where all Muslims gather at mosques. PRAYday helps every people in this Earth to repent. Redeem and make up for all your sins. Pray to your God, ask for forgiveness! While FRYday is a day where people only eat fried food. No steamed nor grilled food. Put some cholestrol in your body and make your skin oily! AHHA! It doesnt mind because its only for a day. Afterall, its a new day! xD


SATURDAY! I want a SADDERday! A day for emotionally in sorrow. Do not hold your tears, cry as much as you want. This could be an advantage to the guys as we seldomly shed our tears to control macho! *APAAN!*

SUNDAY! MOONday? STARday? Nope... I dont even have any idea for these days. Just leave it as SUNDAY as Sunday is the most favourited day.


I am pretty sure is bored to death! Prooo? This post! Doesnt it sounds lame?! Yeap, it is! Oh please, make a new day for me! Or else, I'll be as crazy as I am right now, writing an insanely lamest post I've written. =.="

That's all.

K! Chowsz!!!